Just a reminder that we aren’t doctors, so don’t take everything we say too seriously. We like to dish out advice like this and end it with “it worked for us – just sayin”
Here are 6 important tips for staying healthy during cold season:
1. Avoid (alcohol free) kid’s birthday parties. All those little snot nose party animals will get you sick for sure, unless you have a lot of liquor to kill the bacteria.
2. Wear fashionable leather gloves all the time (like OJ).
3. Smoke lots. Smokers are used to respiratory issues, so when they get a cold, it’s pretty much par for the course.
4. Eat as many spicy chicken wings as possible. They’ll make you sweat out the bad stuff, while keeping in the happy.
5. Have lots of intercourse. Ladies, I read somewhere that it’s extra important for you to put out if you don’t want to catch a cold. I’m pretty sure it was a prestigious medical magazine, and you can’t really argue with science.
6. Get a bunch of good TV series and don’t leave your couch until April. Here is a full list of what to stream in 2024!!
TV Shows: 1. “True Detective” (season X) 2. “Shogun” (limited series) 3. “Green Hornet” (reboot series) 4. “The Last of Us” (adaptation) 5. “She-Hulk” (Disney+ series) 6. “The Orville” (season X) 7. “The Lord of the Rings” (Amazon Prime series) 8. “Snow Crash” (adaptation) 9. “Foundation” (Apple TV+ series) 10. “The Man Who Fell to Earth” (adaptation) 11. “Wheel of Time” (Amazon Prime series) 12. “Adventures of Moon Man and Slim Shady” (animated series) 13. “House of the Dragon” (prequel series to “Game of Thrones”) 14. “Stranger Things” (season X) 15. “Obi-Wan Kenobi” (Disney+ series) Movies (released on streaming platforms): 1. “The Batman” 2. “Black Panther: Wakanda Forever” 3. “Avatar 3” 4. “Jurassic World: Dominion” 5. “Star Wars: Rogue Squadron” 6. “Deadpool 4” 7. “Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom” 8. “Fantastic Beasts 4” 9. “The Flash” 10. “Shazam! Fury of the Gods”
There you go! Stay healthy.
