“Huff Post” puts the work in every year to go searching for the weirdest costumes available in the stores. Here are some that we thought you should know about!
Utility Pole costume for couples. You’re each a utility pole, and you’re connected by straps that look like power lines.
Before, During, and After” you go to the BATHROOM costume. One costume is a full roll of toilet paper, another is an empty roll & the third costume is poop.
Sexy Ronald McDonald. The lingerie site 3Wishes.com is selling this one
Sexy Patrick from “SpongeBob SquarePants”. He’s the pink starfish.
Sexy Red Super Plumber“, a.k.a. Mario (but they can’t say that)
Botched Surgery costume. Your body is covered in bandages, so it looks like you had a nose job, face lift, and every other cosmetic procedure
Charcuterie Board. It’s basically just a photo of meats and cheese lol.
Moscow Mule. A copper mug with ice and garnishes on top
Price Is Right Four-Pack meant for FOUR people. Each person wears a belt that looks like the podiums contestants stand behind. Each of you with a different bid (including the ONE DOLLAR BOB!!!)
Dumpster fire. A burning trash can. We hope this one doesn’t come with a smell
Kale Salad and Ranch couples costume. One of you is a piece of kale, and the other is a bottle of ranch
Chicken Nugget being dipped in sauce for toddlers
